Saturday, February 9, 2008

Cute Kid Story #2

The other day my little cousin Sander, 4, was talking to his Papa.

"Papa, when you get old and die, I think I will keep your body so I never forget what you look like."

My uncle, never one to shy away from a morbid conversation, asked his son: "And what will you do with my body if you keep it?"

Sander thought for a moment, paused and then said, "I know! I will make you into a rug so you will always be on my floor."

I believe my uncle is now changing his will to read: "Sander is not allowed to be in charge of burial."

Only in my family!


Kristi said...

Ha! Out of the mouths of babes, eh?

Lis Garrett said...

HAHAHAHA!! Thanks so much for the morning laugh!