Auntie K is Living the Dream

Tell me: what is the likelihood that 15 years from now Samara will beg to live with her Auntie Kenz? I would say very, very high. How can mommy possibly compete with the coolness that is Auntie K?



Photo Credit: Liz Lippman

I plan to remind her that I pumped with ill-fitting breast shields to make enough milk for her. That ought to at least guilt her into liking me--after all, I am responsible for her 100th percentile height. Nevemind her 15th percentile weight.